Yes, yes, the second part of the hellish series by Stephenie Meyer.
Prepare for intense ranting.
This time I TRIED to be neutral.

...NOT.

When the movie started, I saw the previews for future movies. But, one of them had Robert Pattison in them, and by then I already knew, "Man, this movie's sucking already,"
He didn't SHAVE.

New Moon actually began, they spent too much time just animating the freaking title. 15 seconds worth of animation, just on the title. No wonder this movie is 2 hours and 30 minutes long. Also, they started animated "New Moon" backwards, even if that was intentional, it made whoever animated it look like an idiot.

Edward appeared, omg! With a cheesy slow-mo, he "beautifully" walks up to Bella and an obviously predictable and classic romance scene happens. BUT, Kristen Stewart and Pattison both fail at kissing scenes, and so you did not feel anything from it, but just intense LOL's at the people in the background. (Omg, I have that same backpack!)

When Jasper's supposed to charge at Bella, it doesn't seem like he's gone mad with hunger. It seems as though he is constipated and must rush to the bathroom behind Stewart. The expression and feeling that is supposed to be addressed in this scene was not done right.

Edward left, finally, the ugly actor was out. They over-use the rotating upward camera shots. What was funny was that when Jacob ran into the scene, his wig was crooked, and you could see the make-up line. Director, what are you doing?

Time skip of Bella's emo-ness. It says it's December, but when Bella was sending e-mails to Alice, the date said "February 13". Director, do you job. There are critics like me watching.

Again, Emmentt and Rosalie said only 3 lines throughout the entire movie. There was no use of the side characters whatsoever, as they all said 10 or less lines (Esme said only 2). The only characters in the movie should have been Edward, Bella, and Jacob. All the other actors? Stood around them after a whole 20 minutes of horribly produced romance scenes.

In the entire movie, there were over 30 minutes of pauses. Either Bella and Edward/Jacob are staring into each other's eyes, or the mary-sue Bella is too busy stuttering and blinking a whole 50 times per sentence. The actions for the characters were too overly exaggerated.

Action scenes. They use special effects way too much. The wolf transformations and the vampire's running makes the movie very fake during the times. Also, the fact that they try to make the music louder to make it more exciting, but it instead makes the watchers uncomfortable with the noise.

Over one hour of the movie was all romance scenes, or staring into eyes. But, as Mr.Pattison is a...not very attractive male, you, in fact, would not want to watch these scenes as it ruins the image of perfect Edward for the fangirls, as well as make all the others look away. Pattison, you have to learn to wax your chest like the werewolves if you are taking off your shirt. Is that lint I see in your bellybutton?

A half hour was all useless dialogue, either with the motorcycles, the, ahem, elevator, and the so-called movie with friends. The other half hour was the supposed-to-be-exciting fight scenes. Overall, the movie did not leave much of an impression, as there were no moments in which you didn't think, "Ugh. When's this part going to end?"

The audience was an average amount of people. A pedophile kept staring at me. We also sat in front of a group of fangirls, who yelled, "OH MY GOD JACOBBBB!! <3 <3" and shiet like that.

I find that these two were equally fail, though this one had a sorry attempt to make the movie longer with staring people. This two hour and 30 minute movie could be a 1 hour one if we cut out the useless scenes.

Honestly, this movie is worth a one star out of five. There are so many things wrong, the styling (Jacob, coughcough), the camera angles (spinspin..), and the overall acting of the characters was too fake and unrealistic, causing the watchers to not feel any emotion or dramatic feeling from the movie.

Oh, and I saw the Brock person from The Next Star there in RC. I wanted to go up to him and say, YOU SUCK.